Many of you know that I work as a teacher, and being that is a Friday and the end of the month, I thought I would share a little humor. All you teachers out there can certainly appreciate these funnies. If you don't understand the humor in them, then go volunteer at a local school. You will come home with a new appreiciation for teachers.
Jeff Foxworthy's Take on Teachers
YOU might be a school employee if....
...you believe the playground should be equipped with Ritalin salt lick.
...you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off.
...you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside.
...you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
...when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
...you have no social life between August and June.
...you laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."
...you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
...meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?".
...you would choose a mammogram over a parent conference.
...you think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons...and desks and chairs for that matter!!!
...the words "I have college debt for this?" has ever come out of your mouth.
... you know how many days, minutes, and seconds are left in the school year !...(55 days, 3hours, 41 minutes 16 seconds).
Laugh and enjoy! (and say a prayer for me!)
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